Wowza! Can’t go wrong with a classic… If you found yourself on this page, you are legally required to buy this hoodie. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. But if I did… you would go to jail for a long time if you don’t follow this one.

9.7oz cotton hoodie in heathered white/grey. Runs slightly small.
Custom sewn-in tag
White shoelace drawstring
Embroidered in Indianapolis

All orders are packed with meme/shit post confetti and come with wowza! stickers, sour suckers (yum), and a handwritten note.